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Tuesday, October 30, 2007

Tue, 30 Oct 2007 16:52:34 GMT

An engineering professor is treating her husband, a loan officer, to dinner for finally giving in to her pleas to shave off the scraggly beard he grew on vacation. His favorite restaurant is a casual place where they both feel comfortable in slacks and cotton/polyester-blend golf shirts. But, as always, she wears the gold and pearl pendant he gave her the day her divorce decree was final. They're laughing over their menus because they know he always ends up diving into a giant plate of ribs but she won't be talked into anything more fattening than shrimp.

Quiz: How many biblical prohibitions are they violating?
Well, wives are supposed to be 'submissive' to their husbands (I Peter 3:1). And all women are forbidden to teach men (I Timothy 2:12), wear gold or pearls (I Timothy 2:9) or dress in clothing that 'pertains to a man' (Deuteronomy 22:5). Shellfish and pork are definitely out (Leviticus 11:7, 10) as are usury (Deuteronomy 23:19), shaving (Leviticus 19:27) and clothes of more than one fabric (Leviticus 19:19). And since the Bible rarely recognizes divorce, they're committing adultery, which carries the rather harsh penalty of death by stoning (Deuteronomy 22:22).

So why are they having such a good time? Probably because they wouldn't think of worrying about rules that seem absurd, anachronistic or - at best - unrealistic. Yet this same modern-day couple could easily be among the millions of Americans who never hesitate to lean on the Bible to justify their own anti-gay attitudes.

Monday, October 08, 2007

Mon, 08 Oct 2007 14:31:09 GMT

I'm out. =]

Saturday, September 01, 2007

Sat, 01 Sep 2007 01:14:33 GMT

Senior year. Only one more year, then I'll be with her. Actually, it's not even a year. Graduation is May 17th, so actually, only eight months and seventeen days. Then I move and have the most amazing summer of my life, and then I'm a freshman again (joy), but I'll see her every day, so it'll make it worth it.
And.
I have the school I want to get in to picked out. As long as I keep my grades up, I'm going to LSU! SCORE!
=] =] =]
Yay.
That's all for now.

Based on your experience, can men and women ever just be friends?

Sat, 04 Aug 2007 23:00:20 GMT

Of course. I mean, I'm gay, so ALL guys I know will JUST be friends.

I just answered this Featured Question, you can answer it too!

happy seven months, baby<3

Mon, 09 Jul 2007 05:18:39 GMT

"even with me being with someone else, you were the one that always made me draw the stupid hearts on my paper"
- Alyssa<3
i've loved you since i met you.
and i know you've loved me since then too.
you're amazing.
no matter what anyone says,
you're a perfect girlfriend.
and you're the love of my life.
i love you so much.
i always have, and i always will.

Thursday, July 05, 2007

Thu, 05 Jul 2007 19:06:16 GMT

still alive. =]

Saturday, April 21, 2007

Sat, 21 Apr 2007 00:29:59 GMT

Curtis<3
(^^hey douches, click that^^)

//edit//

You Are Gay

In your opinion, there's nothing sexier than your own sex.
There's definitely nothing straight about you!

What's Your Sexual Orientation?

well that one was hard to figure out.

Tuesday, April 10, 2007

Tue, 10 Apr 2007 18:32:49 GMT

i want to go back home.

i had my first flat tire today.
ugh.
now i'm going shopping.
work clothes.
yeah.
money = good.
i'm really really sad all of a sudden.
and i don't know why.
not because of anything.
i dunno.
anyways.
yeah.
i'm gonna go.

Saturday, April 07, 2007

Sat, 07 Apr 2007 12:06:17 GMT

yesterday was pretty much amazing.
and today will be too.
i love her.
so.
fucking.
much.

Thursday, April 05, 2007

Thu, 05 Apr 2007 11:34:54 GMT

I'M IN NEW ORLEANS!

=]

tomorrow = amazing.

i love her.

a lot.

annnd in other news.

xanga themes are pretty much insanely awesome.

it says they'll be availiable to everyone soon,
but right now, just premium members.

score.